Trapped the wrong cat?What'ya think of that?If only they could all be caught,Says Mousie, as he ought.Caged a feline raged?How can it be assuaged?If all the cats were all behind bars,Pens Mousie's memoirs.Tom's a terror cat?Well now, smell a rat?All the Toms should be put out,Thinks Mousie, with a pout.--- A nonny Mouse
Tommy Cat O'PoohHad a cattish brogue, it's true.I rish I could of herd him purrWhen he tufted that tabby's fur.A rogue was Cat O'Pooh,Who'd raise a hullabalooFor this, for that, for much and more,And who'd do it door-to-door.Tommy let old Floyd get caught,'Cause of jokes Floyd was the butt.Tommy Cat held the door,And slammed it shut, what is more.Tommy Cat O'PoohEncouraged Floyd intoA cage prepared not for him,But alas Floyd was so dim.The lesson in this taleIs of felines, bold and male,Who'd trip a trap for a brother cat.So, never trust a pissy cat!-- a nonny Mouse
Me? Ow!You? Wow?I've nowSaid ciao!
Limmerick It's a shitty thing, you see,To enrage a cat to pee. When it's pissed off, One must not scoff,Or its cage o'erflows. Oui! Oui!--- a la jouer au chat et à la souris
Urine solved my writer's block.You're involved; don't you squawk.Scatological? Catological?Evacuational laughingstock!
Trapped the wrong cat?
ReplyDeleteWhat'ya think of that?
If only they could all be caught,
Says Mousie, as he ought.
Caged a feline raged?
How can it be assuaged?
If all the cats were all behind bars,
Pens Mousie's memoirs.
Tom's a terror cat?
Well now, smell a rat?
All the Toms should be put out,
Thinks Mousie, with a pout.
--- A nonny Mouse
Tommy Cat O'Pooh
ReplyDeleteHad a cattish brogue, it's true.
I rish I could of herd him purr
When he tufted that tabby's fur.
A rogue was Cat O'Pooh,
Who'd raise a hullabaloo
For this, for that, for much and more,
And who'd do it door-to-door.
Tommy let old Floyd get caught,
'Cause of jokes Floyd was the butt.
Tommy Cat held the door,
And slammed it shut, what is more.
Tommy Cat O'Pooh
Encouraged Floyd into
A cage prepared not for him,
But alas Floyd was so dim.
The lesson in this tale
Is of felines, bold and male,
Who'd trip a trap for a brother cat.
So, never trust a pissy cat!
-- a nonny Mouse
Me? Ow!
ReplyDeleteYou? Wow?
I've now
Said ciao!
Limmerick
ReplyDeleteIt's a shitty thing, you see,
To enrage a cat to pee.
When it's pissed off,
One must not scoff,
Or its cage o'erflows. Oui! Oui!
--- a la jouer au chat et à la souris
Urine solved my writer's block.
ReplyDeleteYou're involved; don't you squawk.
Scatological? Catological?
Evacuational laughingstock!