What's this? A clown-nosed feline?Someone photo-shopped a nose.Who would have done this paste jobRound and red as a red rose?All of the other kittiesMight get make-up, I suppose?Something less Bailey or Barnum.Rouge or in a risqué pose?Through an elder's foggy gaze,I rhyme here as I ask:"What's this? A clown-nosed feline?What comes then? A Guy Fawkes mask?Ah, but their Mummy loves them,As felines are her stock-in-trade;Kitty, you clown-nosed feline,For a more doting Mum you couldn't trade!To the tune of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"-- a nonny mouse
Dad says we have to wait 'til one of us dies before we can rescue a greyhound ! (Mum's secret passion) - (bet you didn't know that....)
What's this? A clown-nosed feline?
ReplyDeleteSomeone photo-shopped a nose.
Who would have done this paste job
Round and red as a red rose?
All of the other kitties
Might get make-up, I suppose?
Something less Bailey or Barnum.
Rouge or in a risqué pose?
Through an elder's foggy gaze,
I rhyme here as I ask:
"What's this? A clown-nosed feline?
What comes then? A Guy Fawkes mask?
Ah, but their Mummy loves them,
As felines are her stock-in-trade;
Kitty, you clown-nosed feline,
For a more doting Mum you couldn't trade!
To the tune of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
-- a nonny mouse
Dad says we have to wait 'til one of us dies before we can rescue a greyhound ! (Mum's secret passion) - (bet you didn't know that....)
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