I've fried and fried to get it fright,yet funny-side up is frong.I saw tae o'fraid, tae be up tightWhile over easy turns oblong.Oh, I'm let with omelet egging onTo whip all into shape,Unless it cascade all whipsawn,Dali-like, sigh real, to drape.I'll fry and fry and fry aginTo stir and shirr and boil,When chocolate troubles well beginUnwrap from right bright foil.Urge you, egg, turned jolly brownTo crack some spittle's smile?'Tis a far fried better thing; no frownShould whip across yon distant isle.-- a nonny mouse
I've fried and fried to get it fright,
ReplyDeleteyet funny-side up is frong.
I saw tae o'fraid, tae be up tight
While over easy turns oblong.
Oh, I'm let with omelet egging on
To whip all into shape,
Unless it cascade all whipsawn,
Dali-like, sigh real, to drape.
I'll fry and fry and fry agin
To stir and shirr and boil,
When chocolate troubles well begin
Unwrap from right bright foil.
Urge you, egg, turned jolly brown
To crack some spittle's smile?
'Tis a far fried better thing; no frown
Should whip across yon distant isle.
-- a nonny mouse