Turps is not always turps, As turps are necessary slurps When a diagnosis comes and chirps, "It's time for your anaesthetic burps...."
1) Transurethral resection of the prostate (commonly known as a TURP, plural TURPs, and rarely as a transurethral prostatic resection, TUPR) is a urological operation. It is used to treat benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH). As the name indicates, it is performed by visualising the prostate through the urethra and removing tissue by electrocautery or sharp dissection. This is considered the most effective treatment for BPH. This procedure is done with spinal or general anaesthetic.
2) Australian slang for alcoholic beverages, as in "on the turps."
Turps is not always turps,
ReplyDeleteAs turps are necessary slurps
When a diagnosis comes and chirps,
"It's time for your anaesthetic burps...."
1) Transurethral resection of the prostate (commonly known as a TURP, plural TURPs, and rarely as a transurethral prostatic resection, TUPR) is a urological operation. It is used to treat benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH). As the name indicates, it is performed by visualising the prostate through the urethra and removing tissue by electrocautery or sharp dissection. This is considered the most effective treatment for BPH. This procedure is done with spinal or general anaesthetic.
2) Australian slang for alcoholic beverages, as in "on the turps."
-- A ninny souse
Shall you dance,
ReplyDeleteEven prance?
What then chants
In that trance?
Dancing nude?
Veils eschewed,
Or e'en semi-nude?
Arty, never lewd.
Cut a rug?
Jitterbug?
Then what drug
Gives its tug?
Anyfink?
Wink, wink, wink.
Did one drink?
Why, yes, I think...
-- A ginny souse