That's such fun. I've written a wee children's book about giraffes. I do so love them. But you're probably right... God was drunk when he created them!
God and giraffesJust for laughsAre sometimes foundIn autographs.Above the trees,If you please,Smiling downIn similes.Who was drunk?Monkey-ing God?We've been too?Ain't life odd?-- A Nonny Mouse