19 Jan 2013

Buy one, get one free!

Poet Pam Ayers, one of my favourite rhymers, had this to say:

They have eaten poor old Dobbin who was grazing by the sea,
They made him into Tesco burgers; buy one, get one free.

1 comment:

  1. The old gray mare,
    She ain't what she used to be.
    Chopped and ground
    With beef and other
    Mystery bits,
    The idea of which
    Gives me the sh....s