So a bird went into a bar.... To quaff a pint or three. Had it been a brontosaur, That would have been absurdity. A ditty trilled the bird While downing his foamy brew, Which is, of course, not absurd To the likes of me or you. Apres le deluge de festive boire, A sober feeling returns. But there might be an encore, For a pint or four I've yearned.
So a bird went into a bar....
ReplyDeleteTo quaff a pint or three.
Had it been a brontosaur,
That would have been absurdity.
A ditty trilled the bird
While downing his foamy brew,
Which is, of course, not absurd
To the likes of me or you.
Apres le deluge de festive boire,
A sober feeling returns.
But there might be an encore,
For a pint or four I've yearned.
- A nonny mouth, from Lithping